minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

cantpronounce:

moriartyhiii:

Can we just talk about how he looks his valet in the eye and utters thank you very much before greeting his fans?

Manners. Mummy Cumberbatch must be very proud.

This man give me tears I love him so much

bands-and-despair:

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 


I needed this

bands-and-despair:

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

I needed this

elsastardis:

terezis-weave:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Oh my gosh cuties

This is on my list of things I love too much

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

tastefullyoffensive:

"Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Just realized my open bag looks like a happy whale." [mrpatch97]

rikakuuma:

thecorsetauthority:

opulentdesigns:

Ensemble “Blue Blood”


Historically inspired couture ensemble, made from soft black leather and intense blue lamé.
This outfit consists of an S curve underbust corset, matching bra, a fishtail skirt and leather bolero jacket.All items feature custom-designed lasercut motifs, carefully arranged to follow the curves of the body and match up at the seams.

The bolero jacket is also decorated with quilting around the collar and hems.

Royal Black Couture and Corsetry (x)

gimme gimme gimme. I love this. -Miss Miasma

I need it in my life

pixalry:

The Essential Pokemon Amigurumi Collection - Created by Johnny Navarro

The complete lineup of your favorite Pokemon is now available for sale at Johnny’s Etsy Shop. Each Pokemon is made to order, and should be the perfect addition on your hunt to become a Pokemon Master. You can also check out more of Johnny’s quality craftwork over at his Facebook page!

hungryhungryhiddles:

kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.
I just… I can’t even…
And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

Baby Thor sleeps how I sleep.

hungryhungryhiddles:

kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.

I just… I can’t even…

And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.
And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.
And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!
And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

Baby Thor sleeps how I sleep.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"
- most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via 6bitch6craft6)
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
-

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

qouinette:

jenngeek:

i-am-bondlocked:

chiarashipseveryone:

Oh, hi Tony! 

Reblogged just for the shot of Avengers Tower. Also the fact that, for a few minutes there, Tony Stark’s life was in Steve Rogers hands. Think this makes up for the bomb Tony saved everyone from?

Me in the theater: “Derp derp, Steve is going to save the day, wow explosions look at all the explosions wow Sam don’t fight Crossbones that is a bad, derp hey look they’re targeting people, why is the President on the Hill that’s dumb get into a bunker continuity of government is so fucked right n—HOLY SHIT IS THAT STARK TOWER? SHIT FUCK IS THAT TONY??? SAVE THAT DOT STEVEN. SAVE THAT ONE DOT IN PARTICULAR OR SO HELP ME GOD.”

an apt description of my reaction too

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